From Scooby-Doo: Pirates Ahoy, we have a little something for the ladies and 10% of the men:

And we here we have a little something for…for…

…oh dear.
“My sweater smells like Scooby snacks!” “Think that’s bad, my purple dress smells like pot.”
…Yes, that was a “Shaggy is totally a doper” joke. I apologize sincerely, and I hope to have this box of Jokes from A Decade or So Ago sealed up and put back into storage shortly.

In a rare instance of Bureau Chiefs corporate synergy, today’s “This Is A Fetish…” post is brought to you by yesterday’s News Briefs entry about Marilyn Monroe’s chest x-rays.  Someone, somewhere, is focusing way too hard on the curves of the breasts in the above image. I mean, someone other than me, that is. I’m putting together this post, so I have an excuse. No, really.

“Dr. Who companion” is already a Fetish for Too Many People. “Half-bug creature/half cute redhead companion” probably shaves that number down a bit…but probably not very much.
(from Doctor Who Magazine #421 (2010), art by Mike Collins)

Okay, sure, Six from Battlestar Galactica was technically a robot-type thing, but still, this seems a little out of hand, here.
(image from this excellent Minimates site)

If you’re an inflatophile with a father-figure fixation and a thing for Big Freakin’ Hands…friend, you’ve come to the right place.
(from this site)

Some people just have a thing for big wieners.
(From this site.)

Sometimes it’s best if you leave Cats on the stage where it belongs.
(from this site)

Sure, this costume is a little weird, but now picture someone in this costume being ridden by someone in this costume.
You’re welcome.

From this eBay auction. Please wash between uses.

Detail from a 1991 magazine advertisement for Palamedes, a Tetris clone for the Gameboy.