For you folks out there who would’ve preferred the Bring It On series of films if the girls just weren’t so damned meaty.
From this site, where you can also find a skeleton bride, a Marilyn Monroe skeleton (for when x-rays just aren’t enough), and a hippie chick skeleton, which…ew, ick,  there’s no way that can be a fetish for anyone, even if you are into skeleton gals. I mean, c’mon.

Ah, for the innocent days when a love between a woman and a piece of machinery was implied and innocently romantic, rather than demonstrated in graphic, graphic detail on those websites you pretend you don’t know about.
(ad from Life Magazine, 6-13-1969)

In a rare instance of Bureau Chiefs corporate synergy, today’s “This Is A Fetish…” post is brought to you by yesterday’s News Briefs entry about Marilyn Monroe’s chest x-rays.  Someone, somewhere, is focusing way too hard on the curves of the breasts in the above image. I mean, someone other than me, that is. I’m putting together this post, so I have an excuse. No, really.

“Dr. Who companion” is already a Fetish for Too Many People. “Half-bug creature/half cute redhead companion” probably shaves that number down a bit…but probably not very much.
(from Doctor Who Magazine #421 (2010), art by Mike Collins)

If anything would inspire an appetite, it’s earth-moving machinery vomiting peas and carrots. MMM BOY
(detail from a Life Magazine ad, 9/1/1972)

The hot, hot action really begins at the 30-second mark.

Man, I don’t even want to know.
(From this eBay auction.)

Okay, sure, Six from Battlestar Galactica was technically a robot-type thing, but still, this seems a little out of hand, here.
(image from this excellent Minimates site)

If you’re an inflatophile with a father-figure fixation and a thing for Big Freakin’ Hands…friend, you’ve come to the right place.
(from this site)

If there’s any “melting in your mouth” going on, frankly, I’d just as soon you keep that to yourself.
(From this site.)