Category Archives: The Bulletin

News Briefs for Friday, November 19

Congressman pushes for privatization of airport security procedures, with corporations taking over the system. Naked scans and gropings suddenly sounding a whole lot better.

Raising retirement age hurts poor, would actually cost government more money. “But, it still hurts the poor, right?” asks GOP freshmen.

Italian Prime Minister angers art experts by attaching penis to ancient statue. Rest of the world aches longingly to have Italy’s political controversies.