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Further Reading
Tightening Our Belts
Everyone Hates Obama’s Pay Freeze…Except Republicans
Obama’s plan to freeze federal salaries gets a cold reception
Obama’s Federal Worker Pay Freeze Was Blasted By Democrats Months Ago
Jobless, not the richest, deserve a helping hand

Man accused of stealing $4.5 million from Columbia University uses “How’d that get there?” defense.
The one kid who seemed to like that smelly kid on the playground actually thinks the kid is pretty smelly.
Mel Brooks prepares another remake of THE PRODUCERS.

New round of WikiLeaks revelations pretty much fail to surprise anyone.
Congress wants your employer to cancel your insurance in order to save the government money. We’re really at a loss for any comment other than “the bastards.”
Oldthought discarded.

Writing “burning draft card” as FaceBook status proves to be bad idea.
“Charlie Sheen choking porn star in hotel room” story suddenly takes sleazy turn.
Wall Street execs spending big on luxuries, parties again. Hey, how’s your ramen sandwich?

Pope okays use of condoms by male prostitutes; decision hailed by Republican senators.
Producers behind BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER remake look at Whedon’s post-Buffy output, make right decision.
Gary Condit sits and waits in vain for an apology from you assholes.
Behavior of typical comic book fan finally explained.

Vatican to issue sex abuse guidelines; cattle ranchers close barn doors after 6 billion served at McDonald’s.
Author dead 100 years pens best-seller. Tupac’s estate seethes with envy.
Tea Party, having won midterm elections, turns attention to more pressing matters.
Record number of children exposed to Satanic teachings.

Congressman pushes for privatization of airport security procedures, with corporations taking over the system. Naked scans and gropings suddenly sounding a whole lot better.
Raising retirement age hurts poor, would actually cost government more money. “But, it still hurts the poor, right?” asks GOP freshmen.
Italian Prime Minister angers art experts by attaching penis to ancient statue. Rest of the world aches longingly to have Italy’s political controversies.

NPR somehow got through the last two major elections thinking that a problem is NOT ENOUGH adults believing in “magical thinking”.
Scientists trap anti-matter. We have absolutely no idea what that means, but we’re nervous anyway.
Possibility of future Trump vs. Palin Presidential race now exists. We’re so fucked.