Home » Featured, Headline

Know Your Crew: Supreme Court or Wu Tang Clan?

28 June 2012 No Comment

Know Your Crew: Supreme Court or Wu Tang Clan?

If you’re like us, you probably had this problem happen before. At a party, on the streets, or in the courtroom, you can’t figure out if people are referencing members of the United States Supreme Court or the Wu-Tang Clan.

Both crews have nine members, both have elaborate nicknames and aliases, and both have, at some point, had an “ol’ dirty bastard” amongst their members (we’re looking at you, Alito).

Use this easy guide to know when people are talking about the highest court in the land, or the killa beez from 10304, Staten Island, NY.

Much respect to both.

1.Raekwon “The Chef”
Famous for cooking up dope rhymes in his crib.

Stephen “The Chef” Breyer
Famous for his killer swedish meatball recipe for parties at his crib.

Known to rule on verses with his golden arms and god knowledge.

Anthony “Praise God” Kennedy
Known to rule on cases according to his Catholic morality.

3.Gary “The GZA” Grimes
The Genius of the group, uses his intellect on the mic.

Clarence “The Jizza” Thomas
The…uhh, you don’t want to know.

4. Ghostface Killah
Often singled out by the ladies for his devastatingly seductive rhymes

Ruth “Vader” Ginsburg
Often singled out by the ladies for her devastating record of
pro-gender equality legislation

5. RZA “The RZArecta”
Uses numerology and lyricism to raise sleeping minds from their slumber.

Antonin “Resurrector” Scalia
Uses “finger in the warm water” or “holding the nose” tricks to wake
sleeping members from their slumber during hearing.

6. Sonia Sotomayor
Became the target of right wing attacks for her ruling on the Conn.
Firefighters case.

Masta Killa
Did something in Conn. that required the attention of firefighters.

7. Inspectah “Rebel INS” Deck
Nickname originates from his reign as the rebel inspectah of lyricism.

Elena “Rebel IRS” Kagan
Nickname originates from her rebellious interpretation of the federal tax code

8. Method “Hot Nickels” Man
The most flamboyant, charismatic member of the group, known for his
outgoing style.

John “Hot Buttons” Roberts
The most flamboyant, charismatic member of the group known for his
outgoing variety of red neckties.

9. Ol’ Dirty Bastard
‘Cause he got burnt once, but it was only gonorrhea…

Ol’ Dirty Alito
‘Cause he got burnt once, but it was only gonorrhea…

Bookmark and Share

Leave your response!

Add your comment below, or trackback from your own site. You can also subscribe to these comments via RSS.

Be nice. Keep it clean. Stay on topic. No spam.

You can use these tags:
<a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

This is a Gravatar-enabled weblog. To get your own globally-recognized-avatar, please register at Gravatar.