Here is a pile of naked and/or mostly naked Mary Kate and Ashley dolls:
I promise you that there will be someone out there, searching the Googles with his sweaty hand frenetically tapping at the keyboard, who mentally heard the sad trombone noise when hitting the last word in that first sentence.
To that person, I give my heartfelt apologies and bid you well wishes in your future internet searches, sir! Godspeed, my horny and probably monitored-by-the-FBI friend…Godspeed.
(from this auction)