News Briefs, The Bulletin News Briefs for Wednesday, October 6 October 6, 2010 Dorian Tea Party rallies against animal cruelty law. “Adorable puppies are just another sign of the commie-socialist agenda against freedom!” says spokesperson. Producers decide to give biggest flop in musical theater history another shot rather than pay someone, anyone, to come up with something fucking original for once. Working-class whites leaning towards voting for candidates who support tax breaks for the wealthy, corporations. Swear it’s not because the black guy is President.