News Briefs, The Bulletin News Briefs for Thursday, October 14 October 14, 2010 Dorian Apple to extend “freedom from porn” philosophy to your text messages. Ancestry.com determines President Obama is a distant relative of both Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin. Experts: White House Thanksgiving 2010 to be seriously awkward. Rapper T.I. talks would-be suicide down from ledge. Remember when human decency used to have melodies and lyrics you could actually sing?