News Briefs, The Bulletin News Briefs for Monday, October 25 October 25, 2010 Dorian Barney Frank’s Republican challenger, claiming “no absolute right to serve” in the military, compares gay people to short people. Hate groups set to adopt “Randy Newman Doctrine.” Black Republican candidates accuse GOP of ignoring them and not helping them get elected. Wait, try to contain your shock. Randy Quaid and wife flee to Canada after minor crime spree, claiming fear of Hollywood “death list.” Current polls give Quaid a commanding lead in Nevada Senate race. Mormon parents rejected for leadership positions by Cub Scouts for not being the right kind of Christian. Gay parents try to suppress the overwhelming sensation of schadenfreude.