News Briefs, The Bulletin News Briefs for Friday, October 8 October 8, 2010 Dorian Random House plans to match the print run for George W. Bush’s memoir with that of Bill Clinton’s memoir. “No, we haven’t read a newspaper in about ten years, why do you ask” says editor. Poll finds majority of people over age 52 are grumpy. Late night talk show hosts begin visibly salivating at opportunity to make Snow White jokes. Reuters already running Christmas themed articles. IT BEGINS.