News Briefs, The Bulletin News Briefs for Friday, September 24 September 24, 2010 Dorian Sinking of Titanic caused by navigational error, need for new book. More false evidence for an ancient Earth uncovered; Satan sought for questioning. Verizon not getting iPhone any time soon, will have to use existing plans to gouge customers. Spring cleaning announced for musicians, television stars, rich kids at private schools. Productivity wasted making jokes about Facebook’s outage improving users’ productivity greater than productivity wasted during normal Facebook operations.