Someone, somewhere, can only find that certain level of…satisfaction by reaching into his/her pocket and firmly grasping their fuzzy and warm kangaroo scrotum keychain. Well, today is that person’s lucky day, my friends:

According to the auction listing, “as many other parts of the kangaroo are used as possible in an effort to recycle the entire animal,” in case you were worried that there was an army of kangaroo castrati populating all those Outback opera houses.

(from this auction)