By the time the Girls Gone Mowing video series hit Volume XIX, “Sexy Seniors on Sod,” the marketplace pretty much had its fill of this kind of exploitative production. But still, that last installment gave its starring Grandmas plenty of Christmas money to give to the grandchildren that year:

“Why does this five dollar bill smell like beer and old linen?”

“Never you mind…Granny worked hard for that money, and you just buy yourself some candybars or something with that.”

Ad from Life, May 28, 1951.