News Briefs, The Bulletin News Briefs for Tuesday, August 10 August 10, 2010 Dorian IOKIYAR! New Weezer album will start off promisingly, meander for a long while, drive all but the hard-core listeners away, end on pretentious, fan-angering note. Still needing to be explained: disappearances attributed to the Bermuda Triangle that didn’t happen anywhere close to it. Orphanages seek alternative meal plans. Rod Stewart to be a father again at 65. Feel free to make your own “This Old Heart of Mine”/”Forever Young”/”If you want my body and you think I’m sexy” joke.