News Briefs, The Bulletin News Briefs for Thursday, August 5 August 5, 2010 Dorian Federal judge rules that opposition to gay marriage is rooted solely in “moral disapproval” and is not legally justifiable. Well, duh. Strict Constitutionalists grudgingly admit the Founding Fathers never anticipated how much Americans of the 21st century might hate Mexicans. Tatum O’Neal and her father Ryan plan reality show about their reunion after 25 years of estrangement, joblessness. Colorado gubernatorial candidate says encouragements to ride bicycles are part of turning Denver into a “United Nations community.” Vows also to fight free Sunday parking for black helicopters. Giant concrete bullet to shoot out of Gulf.