In the immortal and possibly slightly paraphrased words of noted philosopher Jamie Farr (from one of his appearances on The Gong Show): “What you see is what you got, what you don’t see might be hot!”

Oh, Mr. Squirrel in Underpants…you are such a tease!

Though thinking on this further…the auction reads as follows:

“Are you sick and tired of squirrels running naked in the trees around your house?  Have you had to hide your children’s eyes when a tiny furry streaker crosses the sidewalk in front of you?”

I’m assuming these squirrels were never put through any kind of potty training, so instead of naked squirrels running around your yard, you’ll now have a bunch of squirrels with tiny underpants filled with urine and droppings. Which, sadly, is also very likely to be a Fetish for Somebody.

(from this eBay auction)