News Briefs, The Bulletin News Briefs for Tuesday, July 27 July 27, 2010 Dorian Consumers given free reign to find new ways to screw up their toys. Internet users not willing to pay for services they can get for free according to new study. In a related story, researchers continue to get funding to conduct studies with painfully obvious answers. “Nothing new revealed here,” Obama says. “We already knew the Afghanistan war was an unwinnable fiasco.” Jersey Shore cast opens NYSE.Stock tumble shortly afterwards bound to be a coincidence.