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20 July 2010 No Comment

Evangelical Christians like immigration reform if it means first crack at converting Hispanic immigrants, won’t support it if it means allowing gay men and lesbians to sponsor their foreign-born partners for citizenship. Because, as Jesus said, “do the right thing only when you might profit from it.”

Mission accomplished.

Anniversary of moon landing marked with release of restored sound-track of mission control film. Purists say moon landing remaster doesn’t retain original feel, only sounds right on vinyl.

BP’s attempt to cap the well may have made the situation worse. Somehow still Obama’s fault, we’re sure.

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