“Concerned Citizens” in Utah send list of people believed to be illegal immigrants to law enforcement. List was compiled by following Hispanic people around. But we are assured that those opposed to immigration are neither racist nor crazy. Really.
Homer Township in Illinois voted to uphold laws against illegal immigrants and to designate English as its official language, despite acknowledging that they don’t actually have an illegal immigrant problem. The Bureau Chiefs would like to congratulate Homer Township for having no real problems whatsoever, thus freeing them to tackle fictional ones.