News Briefs, The Bulletin News Briefs for Tuesday, June 14 June 15, 2010 Dorian Mexican matador arrested for possessing basic common sense. Random splashes of paint found scattered around jail cell. Act of God destroys Jesus statue, leaves porn store untouched. Mysterious ways, indeed… McDonald’s COO: “The only ad we’ve created in years that people have responded positively to won’t air in the U.S. because the homo-gays don’t eat our swill.” American arrested for attempting to kill Osama Bin Laden with a sword. Well, shoot, we’re out of ideas for getting him, now.