News Briefs, The Bulletin News Briefs for Monday, June 7 June 7, 2010 Dorian Anticipation for unconvincing “young adults as middle-agers” make-up jobs mounts. On the other hand, maybe this’ll get Star Wars fans to learn details about something in the real world, for once. Google makes you stupid; specifically, reading the comments on YouTube. Science indicates that children of lesbians are smarter, faster, stronger than your children. Senior citizens are assholes.