News Briefs, The Bulletin News Briefs for Friday, June 4 June 4, 2010 Dorian Fast food chain willingly decides not to give children something unhealthy to eat. Universe beta-tests Earth’s eventual destruction. Fart endurance test commences. Teen girls report widspread use of rhythm method of birth control. Also, increase reported in teen girls using tennis nets for umbrellas. Proposed Jesus cartoon surprisingly controversial.