use it as bait for fishing while waiting for the rescue that will take way too long… and hope I float near the oil spill because the news coverage would make being spotte for a rescue pretty likely… though it would make the fishing suck.
# 10 June 2010 at 12:06 pm
whodoyouthink? said:
Why the hell do I have cat food? I don’t have a stinking cat! I’m gonna use the can to kill a shark to eat…sushi…yum!
# 10 June 2010 at 12:07 pm
Jayunderscorezero said:
How on Earth would you even open the cat food without a can opener?
Dude, most cat food tins have pull-tabs on them now – easy to open, and then you’ve got a handy (extremely sharp) lid for filleting the fish you catch!
Good luck opening the can without a can opener, but *definitely* use it for bait – it’d dry you up in a heartbeat. MAYBE you could use the can as a reflective surface to signal a passing vessel or aircraft…
# 10 June 2010 at 12:26 pm
nait said:
As the saying goes, some cat food in the hand is better than a fish to the face.
# 10 June 2010 at 12:26 pm
Abby said:
Studies (don’t ask for a link because I can’t remember) show cat and dog food are the best thing you could have when deserted. They are nutrient rich!
# 10 June 2010 at 12:27 pm
Rachel said:
I’m not gonna lie, I’m totally with Reid on this one.
I would name it Wilson and have long, meaningful discussions with it until a storm washed it overboard, then I would cry and cry.
# 10 June 2010 at 12:31 pm
imitate said:
I would surely die as A. I can’t even imagine eating cat food. The thought makes me throw up in my mouth a little, and B. I don’t eat fish, either. The thought makes me throw up in my mouth a little.
Or alternately you could use the lid to kill yourself! The options are limitless.
# 10 June 2010 at 1:56 pm
Lee said:
Who in the world puts cat food into a life raft? Seriously, guys. Next time, get a woman to pack the emergency stuff and not some half-drunk dude.
# 10 June 2010 at 1:58 pm
Jim said:
I would use the cat food as bait for catching cats, which I would then use as bait for catching whatever eats cats. Cows? Probably cows. Which I would then eat. I’d still be lost at sea, but full of cow.
My parents would have been proud.
# 10 June 2010 at 1:59 pm
Teresa said:
If you want to catch a fish, you have to do more than just toss cat food in the water. Where’s the pole? The hook? The line?
# 10 June 2010 at 2:02 pm
Psychopompous said:
Yeah, but what self-respecting fish is going to be tempted by cat food?
# 10 June 2010 at 2:05 pm
jump said:
if you catch a fish, it will be too salty to eat and will most likely dehydrate you if not worse. you’re teaching bad survival skills. #takingthiswaytooseriously
If you are on a raft, I think it’s safe to assume that there is no way to build a fire without endangering your own life. Therefore, the choice is between raw fish, cat food, and not eating. I’ll take the cat food.
use it as bait for fishing while waiting for the rescue that will take way too long… and hope I float near the oil spill because the news coverage would make being spotte for a rescue pretty likely… though it would make the fishing suck.
Why the hell do I have cat food? I don’t have a stinking cat! I’m gonna use the can to kill a shark to eat…sushi…yum!
How on Earth would you even open the cat food without a can opener?
Dude, most cat food tins have pull-tabs on them now – easy to open, and then you’ve got a handy (extremely sharp) lid for filleting the fish you catch!
Good luck opening the can without a can opener, but *definitely* use it for bait – it’d dry you up in a heartbeat. MAYBE you could use the can as a reflective surface to signal a passing vessel or aircraft…
As the saying goes, some cat food in the hand is better than a fish to the face.
Studies (don’t ask for a link because I can’t remember) show cat and dog food are the best thing you could have when deserted. They are nutrient rich!
I’m not gonna lie, I’m totally with Reid on this one.
Can I eat the cat?
I would name it Wilson and have long, meaningful discussions with it until a storm washed it overboard, then I would cry and cry.
I would surely die as A. I can’t even imagine eating cat food. The thought makes me throw up in my mouth a little, and B. I don’t eat fish, either. The thought makes me throw up in my mouth a little.
Catfishing!
Or alternately you could use the lid to kill yourself! The options are limitless.
Who in the world puts cat food into a life raft? Seriously, guys. Next time, get a woman to pack the emergency stuff and not some half-drunk dude.
I would use the cat food as bait for catching cats, which I would then use as bait for catching whatever eats cats. Cows? Probably cows. Which I would then eat. I’d still be lost at sea, but full of cow.
My parents would have been proud.
If you want to catch a fish, you have to do more than just toss cat food in the water. Where’s the pole? The hook? The line?
Yeah, but what self-respecting fish is going to be tempted by cat food?
if you catch a fish, it will be too salty to eat and will most likely dehydrate you if not worse. you’re teaching bad survival skills. #takingthiswaytooseriously
If you are on a raft, I think it’s safe to assume that there is no way to build a fire without endangering your own life. Therefore, the choice is between raw fish, cat food, and not eating. I’ll take the cat food.
What sort of catfood? Chicken? Was it ethically raised? Low salt? Decisions, decisions…
Why did a Prawn from District 9 pack the emergency rations?
I guess if you’re in the right area, that’s the perfect bait for catfish.
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