Catherine the Great because of the horse rumor, nothing else.
# 24 June 2010 at 12:10 pm
Tess said:
Of those listed – Catherine, for sure. But if you were to put Ben Franklin on the list….that’d be a different matter. He was (allegedly, according to reports, an un-named source says:) a total HOUND!!
# 24 June 2010 at 12:56 pm
ceolaf said:
THAT’S your list?
What about Lady Godiva? What about Mary Magdalene? Zeus? Elizabeth I?
# 24 June 2010 at 12:58 pm
david said:
How about Cleopatra? Woof.
# 24 June 2010 at 1:01 pm
Mariam said:
Catherine the great because she is the sexiest out of the lot, and cos russians are frisky. ;o
# 24 June 2010 at 1:02 pm
Lis said:
Even without the horse rumor, she’s pretty notorious…
# 24 June 2010 at 1:04 pm
Ama said:
Catherine the Great–she’s the only one who wouldn’t horrify me!
Adolf had only one nut, which I know would be the only thing I would see during the whole tape. That half-empty sac, swaying back and forth. Back and forth. . . .
I was hoping, though, to vote for Joan of Arc. You know there are some hot sex tapes when someone claims to be an adult virgin.
Really? Ben Franklin? I would think they’d use his sex tapes in med school. “Here we see not only the first signs of syphilis, but a raging case of undiagnosed gonorrhea.”
# 24 June 2010 at 1:38 pm
Lindsay said:
CTG – that b-word was a straight up chickenhead freakazoid.
# 24 June 2010 at 1:55 pm
Rusty said:
Eleanor Roosevelt, because there would probz be girl on girl action. But I also want to see Lincoln’s.
# 24 June 2010 at 2:58 pm
Catherine the Great's lover said:
Catherine, of course, because she was … well … great!
# 24 June 2010 at 3:26 pm
Adam said:
I say President Andrew Jackson. He could throw up blood on command, and those chops!
# 24 June 2010 at 7:14 pm
Cimo said:
Marquis de Sade? No?
# 25 June 2010 at 1:05 pm
Dsongstress said:
Mary Magdalene? Really? Wasn’t she Jesus’ beeyotch? Might as well douse yourself in flames and go sraight to hell. Otherwise, Jesus might sick Big Daddy on your butt!
Catherine the Great because of the horse rumor, nothing else.
Of those listed – Catherine, for sure. But if you were to put Ben Franklin on the list….that’d be a different matter. He was (allegedly, according to reports, an un-named source says:) a total HOUND!!
THAT’S your list?
What about Lady Godiva? What about Mary Magdalene? Zeus? Elizabeth I?
How about Cleopatra? Woof.
Catherine the great because she is the sexiest out of the lot, and cos russians are frisky. ;o
Even without the horse rumor, she’s pretty notorious…
Catherine the Great–she’s the only one who wouldn’t horrify me!
Horse or not, I think I might be able to keep down my lunch while watching Catherine the Great at work.
Mary Magdalene’s. or Cleopatra’s
No option for Ben Franklin?!?
Dude, Mary Queen of Scots apparently strangled her second husband. HOTT.
The Virgin Mary’s.
Mary is the only one of those that might’ve been remotely attractive.
The only boy choice is Adolf Hitler? How is that fair? Where is the love for the ladies?
Lucrezia Borgia. Or Valeria Messalina.
Adolf had only one nut, which I know would be the only thing I would see during the whole tape. That half-empty sac, swaying back and forth. Back and forth. . . .
I was hoping, though, to vote for Joan of Arc. You know there are some hot sex tapes when someone claims to be an adult virgin.
Really? Ben Franklin? I would think they’d use his sex tapes in med school. “Here we see not only the first signs of syphilis, but a raging case of undiagnosed gonorrhea.”
CTG – that b-word was a straight up chickenhead freakazoid.
Eleanor Roosevelt, because there would probz be girl on girl action. But I also want to see Lincoln’s.
Catherine, of course, because she was … well … great!
I say President Andrew Jackson. He could throw up blood on command, and those chops!
Marquis de Sade? No?
Mary Magdalene? Really? Wasn’t she Jesus’ beeyotch? Might as well douse yourself in flames and go sraight to hell. Otherwise, Jesus might sick Big Daddy on your butt!
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