They’re in the laundry hamper inside the pocket of yesterday’s pants.
# 17 June 2010 at 4:43 pm
Cheryl said:
I’ve left the keys, locked in a rental car that was running – don’t knock it until you try it. There’s nothing like public humiliation in a crowded parking lot.
I really did find my keys in the fridge once. Surprisingly, neither Tequila nor any of its cousins were involved.
# 17 June 2010 at 5:24 pm
ribblefizz said:
As my father always said, “If they were up your ass, you’d know!”
(My ex-husband appropriated this phrase, and when one of his coworkers asked, “Where’s Joe?” he answered, “If he were up your ass, you’d know.” The inquiring coworker paused for a moment, then said, “Yeah. Especially if he was dancing.“)
# 17 June 2010 at 6:21 pm
andyinsdca said:
They’re on the nighstand of that tranny hooker you were banging.
# 17 June 2010 at 7:19 pm
Kate said:
I find my keys in the fridge more often than not. I blame my fridge for being so close to the door. The thing is, I NEVER think to look there, even though they pretty much belong there.
# 17 June 2010 at 8:34 pm
Maro said:
we found the tv remote in the cheese drawer of the fridge once. keys aren’t such a stretch…
They’re in the laundry hamper inside the pocket of yesterday’s pants.
I’ve left the keys, locked in a rental car that was running – don’t knock it until you try it. There’s nothing like public humiliation in a crowded parking lot.
They’re in your *other* manpurse.
I really did find my keys in the fridge once. Surprisingly, neither Tequila nor any of its cousins were involved.
As my father always said, “If they were up your ass, you’d know!”
(My ex-husband appropriated this phrase, and when one of his coworkers asked, “Where’s Joe?” he answered, “If he were up your ass, you’d know.” The inquiring coworker paused for a moment, then said, “Yeah. Especially if he was dancing.“)
They’re on the nighstand of that tranny hooker you were banging.
I find my keys in the fridge more often than not. I blame my fridge for being so close to the door. The thing is, I NEVER think to look there, even though they pretty much belong there.
we found the tv remote in the cheese drawer of the fridge once. keys aren’t such a stretch…
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