News Briefs, The Bulletin News Briefs for Thursday, May 6 May 6, 2010 Dorian Study of disgusting vermin reveals answer to trivial question. One in ten people under age twenty-five think it’s acceptable to text during sex. In a related story, 10% of people 25 or under are never getting laid again. Concern in Russia that politician may have given away state secrets to extra-terrestrials. Yes, really. Florida mother steals library books because she objects to the content. Because swearing is worse than stealing.