News Briefs, The Bulletin News Briefs for Friday, May 14 May 14, 2010 Dorian Chief executive of BP claims Gulf oil spill isn’t that big a deal because there is still a lot of water in the ocean. These are the times when satire becomes redundant, folks. Whether or not a TV show will be renewed is apparently vital news. Subway claims they own the word “footlong”; suing sandwich shops, porn studios. Global warming could lead to mass lizard extinctions. “There is no scientific proof that lizards even exist” retort oil industry spokespeople. Some bullshit only nerds care about.