Bureau Chiefs Poll: A masked gunman breaks into your home and holds a gun to your head. He says he is going to shoot you unless you agree to make sweet love to a nerd idol. Do you choose:
I’d choose Bruce Campbell, because he has that shotgun on his hand….so he could just shoot the gunman. And then we’d make love anyway, because, dude… Bruce Campbell.
# 27 May 2010 at 4:34 pm
Gobmart said:
For half of them I’d be the one with the gun, Bruce and Nathan are dreamy.
Given those four choices, I’d just let him shoot me. But I do believe that Felicia Day is a nerd idol, as is Morena Baccarin and possibly even Christina Hendricks
Well, duh. If the question was, who would I love to spend an evening drinking coffee with and talking, the obvious choice would be Whedon. But in this case, the winner is clear.
# 27 May 2010 at 5:47 pm
Annie-o said:
Eddie Izzard
# 27 May 2010 at 7:31 pm
Lhyzz said:
This is the easiest question EVER. Of course, if it was between Nathan Fillion and Bruce Campbell of like 15 years ago, that’d be a tough decision.
# 27 May 2010 at 7:48 pm
mac20 said:
Three words: Captain Tight Pants! (But in a very good way. Sorry, Kevin Smith voters.)
# 28 May 2010 at 9:05 am
Thoreau said:
Using my sweet ninja skills I would shoot him in the delta with his own pitiful weapon and leave her to bleed out on the Persian.
# 28 May 2010 at 11:07 am
Kate said:
Captain Malcolm Reynolds from Firefly and Serenity, naturally. Not Richard Castle, however.
# 28 May 2010 at 3:57 pm
EvilDead said:
Give me some sugar baby! It’s Bruce because he can use his deadly chin to kill the gunman.
Nathan Fillion! And I don’t need a gun to my head!
Felicia Day
This is the kind of crime I wish would happen more often.
Except for his wife and himself, who would choose to be crushed by Kevin Smith?
This could just be my personal opinion, but I feel like this poll is SLIGHTLY skewed.
Any true geek would answer “All four.”
I’d choose Bruce Campbell, because he has that shotgun on his hand….so he could just shoot the gunman. And then we’d make love anyway, because, dude… Bruce Campbell.
For half of them I’d be the one with the gun, Bruce and Nathan are dreamy.
Given those four choices, I’d just let him shoot me. But I do believe that Felicia Day is a nerd idol, as is Morena Baccarin and possibly even Christina Hendricks
Gotta go with the BOOM STICK on this one
About 30 people, apparently.
I wouldn’t be underneath him!
Nathan Fillion. How is this even a question?
Nathan Fillion? No gun required. I’d volunteer!
While I love Joss, Nathan is way cuter.
Well, duh. If the question was, who would I love to spend an evening drinking coffee with and talking, the obvious choice would be Whedon. But in this case, the winner is clear.
Eddie Izzard
This is the easiest question EVER. Of course, if it was between Nathan Fillion and Bruce Campbell of like 15 years ago, that’d be a tough decision.
Three words: Captain Tight Pants! (But in a very good way. Sorry, Kevin Smith voters.)
Using my sweet ninja skills I would shoot him in the delta with his own pitiful weapon and leave her to bleed out on the Persian.
Captain Malcolm Reynolds from Firefly and Serenity, naturally. Not Richard Castle, however.
Give me some sugar baby! It’s Bruce because he can use his deadly chin to kill the gunman.
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