BP completely convinced that it’s going to work this time, honest!

Politician considering law to vet and certify journalists. We eagerly await a similar law for politicians.
Lotto winner blows through cash, returns to job as trash-man. Oh, like you’d spend it any better.

If you ever get an e-mail from a journalist, there’s one portion of it you should pay attention to more than any other. No, it’s not the part where they’re asking you about the counterfeit jeans operation you’re running out of your car hole; it’s the sign-off.
If it’s “Cheers,” you’re cool. You did OK. If it’s “Regards,” you pissed somebody off, and you better figure out how to fix things, quick.
We apply those same tenets here, every week.
CHEERS …