News Briefs, The Bulletin News Briefs for Tuesday, April 20 April 20, 2010 Dorian Megan Fox no longer best looking woman, forced to live in the underworld with her Gorgon sisters. Webcams on school computers may have secretly taken tens of thousands of images of students while at home; Vatican reported to be “very interested” in these developments. Many tech-savvy teens send text messages over a hundred times a day, otherwise mostly still dumb as fucking bricks. Video game manufacturer to no longer supply free drink coasters. Retired military officers name school lunches a national security threat; Lunch Lady Doris’s second-in-command captured in Afghanistan.