News Briefs, The Bulletin News Briefs for Thursday, April 8 April 8, 2010 Dorian The Cubs prove that ability has nothing to do with monetary value. Middle Eastern passenger sneaks a smoke on an airplane, Americans shit their collective pants. We’re apparently still interested in what the daughter of a quitter and a loser has to say. The Black Mold of TV is still not eradicated. No, cryptozoologists, this doesn’t mean there’s a chance we might still find Bigfoot. Virginia governor to include slavery in Confederate proclamation; we’re reasonably sure he’s against it.