News Briefs, The Bulletin News Briefs for Friday, April 23 April 23, 2010 Dorian Baltimore gets a little less awesome. NEWSFLASH: banks still evil. Conservative parents threaten to forbid their children from reading comics they’re not reading anyway. Future soldiers will apparently have to be rolled at the enemy. SEC staffers looked at porn slightly less often than private sector employees. Blagojevich asks Obama to testify. Lawyers also prepare subpoenas for Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy.