News Briefs, The Bulletin News Briefs for Friday, April 16 April 16, 2010 Dorian Larry King usurps Sex Machine title from James Brown. Trending topics such as “#uKnOwYoUrHoTwHeN” and “#WHERESTHEBIRTHCERTBARRY” are now matters of permanent government record. Porn virus publishes downloaders’ web histories on the internet, demands fee for removal. Gary Glitter, Jeffrey Jones said to be in hiding. The True Face of Evil (or at least persistent annoyance) has finally shown itself. Gay porn star disinvited from speaking engagement at university that gave diplomas to George H. W. Bush, Dick Cheney and Samuel Alito because NOW they’ve got standards.