News Briefs, The Bulletin News Briefs for Thursday, March 25 March 25, 2010 Dorian GOP’s healthcare compromise: delay its passage until Americans can qualify for Social Security. This guy believes that the right to bear arms is given by God, but the right to healthcare is not. No joke here–this guy actually believes this. Rock show audience shows rare moment of common sense, refuses to let old and sweatily unpleasant performer roll around on top of them. Male vegetarians want to be called “hegans” because it is more manly. Also manly; eating meat. Alligator found swimming in ocean 20 miles from coast. Ironic “shark vs. alligator” t-shirts on sale tomorrow.