News Briefs for Thursday, March 11

Disney shareholders reject proposal to expand non-discrimination policy to include “ex-gays,” otherwise known as “self-hating closet cases.”

WOLVERINES!

Men want sex until almost dead, or until they ejaculate, whichever comes first.

GOP candidate for CA governorship unclear on the whole “press conference” concept.

Former MI5 chief alleges that US leaders were inspired to torture by watching “24.” Are you shocked? We’re shocked.

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