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News Briefs for Monday March 8th

8 March 2010 One Comment

New evidence indicates Karl Rove was pretty much always a dick.

Florida GOP plans to deny tax credit to films with gay characters. Production halts on The History of the Republican Party.

A woman in jail for public intoxication was accused of squirting a jailer with breast milk. In other news, hello new Google friends!

A committee of physicians is asking the city of Irving, Texas to drop Kraft from sponsoring the implosion of Texas Stadium, to tie in with a macaroni-and-cheese promotion. (School children are competing in an essay contest to see who gets to pull the trigger.) The committee has offered its own cash sponsorship, so long as the to-be-imploded Stadium sports a banner featuring an obese man gorging on cheese. All of this is a real thing that is happening.

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