News Briefs, The Bulletin News Briefs for Monday, March 22 March 22, 2010 Dorian A naked man got himself stuck between billboards in Dallas, Texas. Why yes, that billboard does say “A stroke.” Teabaggers demand apology from lawmakers they called “nigger.” Wait, is that how that’s supposed to work? Game banned from app store after developer criticizes Apple. Remind us again how the iPad is going to save magazines and newspapers. Nanoparticle robots created that can travel through the blood and destroy cancer…manned fantastic voyages on hold indefinitely. Platonic ideal of “this article is useless without pix” found.